"Everytime I turn on the news some woman is describing, with murky insouciance, that terrible day ten years ago when her self-esteem was shattered because her male boss kept looking at her 'body parts' instead of her face. A real feminist would say, 'I'm up here, Mr. Crabtree,' and that would be the end of it. If you say it right, you only have to say it once." -- Florence King National Review, April 3, 1995