Here are the titles of some songs that I'm going to write:

• smart people on ice
• keith's 7xl
• franklin prime cheeseman
• curvaceous assassins
• nibbling with pos()
• it's not scalable
• millepus
• no gifs due to patent problems
• mrs. clinton was in ireland
• sleep tight, ya morons!
• chez is a personal friend of mine
• panda meat cures cancer
• the snappy effervescence that once was Teri Garr
• 167 pennies weigh a pound
• tell that to mrs. coolidge
• trudging home (through the poop)
• the zone files, which make the Internet work, are updated twice daily